Uncle Sam, You Got a Lot of “Splanin” to Do

John W. Pinkerton

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The House had a hearing with alien whistle blowers---not whitle blowers that are aliens…well, not illegal aliens---space aliens.  Crap, you know what I'm trying say.

Three whistle blowers showed up to give us the inside poop.

By the way, UFOs, what we used to call those unidentified flying objects, has been transformed by the federal government into UAPs, unidentified anomalous phenomena, a catch-all term to describe objects detected in the air and sea that can not be explained.

Yeah…UAPs, that's an improvement.

The whistleblowers seemed to be pretty solid citizens.  Ryan Graves was a former Navy pilot.  David Grunsch was a former Air Force intelligence officer.  David Fravor is a retired Navy commander.

Everything the whistleblowers told the committee and the American public, the American public already knew, but it was good to hear them say it out loud and with conviction.

The government is withholding information from the citizens of our nation.  To this “revelation” we all said, “We knew that. It could not be more obvious.”

They also testified that the government is in possession of UAPs---for you traditionalists, UFOs, that folks are trying to reverse engineer.

Yeah, we knew that of course.  That's been a project since the 40's.

They also testified that the efforts are being financed by funds approved for one project but spent on a different project.  The federal government never tires of lying…never.

Yes, we have collected “nonhuman biologies.”  For those with simple minds…like moi, aliens, space people, little green men.

This  also is old news to us.  Nixon showing the comedian Jackie Gleason a captive alien was a tip off.

They testified that both military and commercial pilots are discouraged from reporting UAPs.

Really?  That's constructive.

There was also testimony that there is a UAP retrieval program which would help explain the men in black and the quick appearance of apparently military folks when “nothing to see here” happens.

Grusch said that the government has retaliated in various ways against whistle  blowers.  Grusch even said that he at times feared for his own life.  When asked if he knew of anyone who was killed, he said he would save that for the closed session.  This would back up the suspicions about the death of James Forrestal, a member of the Majestic 12---look it up---who wanted to reveal what the 12 knew about the UFOs.

We were undecided whether Forrestal jumped or was pushed out the window.  I'm voting pushed now.

For the most part, the whistleblowers just verified what we, the poor old ignorant public, already knew.  The public has been far ahead of the lies of the federal government.

Uncle Sam, you got a lot of 'splainin' to do.

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